I Am The Owl

I am your plumber No I never went away I still bug your bedrooms And pick up everything you say It can be a boring job To monitor all day your excess talk I hear when you're drinking And cheating on your lonely wife I play tape recordings Of you to my friends at night We've got our girl in bed with you You're on candid camera We just un-elected you [Chorus] I am the owl I seek out the foul Wipe 'em away Keep America free For clean living folks like me If you demonstrate Against somebody we like I'll slip on my wig And see if I can start a riot Transform you to an angry mob All your leaders go to jail for my job But we ain't the Russians Political trials are taboo We've got our secret Ways of getting rid of you Fill you full of LSD Turn you loose on a freeway [Chorus] Send you spinning Send you spinning Send you spinning all over the freeway Spinning on the crowded freeway Spinning on the freeway Spinning on the freeway Spin Spin Spin Lookout The press, they never even cared Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car In ten years we'll leak the truth By then it's under so much paper Watergate hurt But nothing really ever changed A teeny bit quiter But we still play our little games We still play our little games We still play our little games We still play our little games We still play a lot of games I am the owl