7 Things

Sha Sha Stop I probably shouldn't say this Because my friends think that I'm weird Everytime I say I love you, they remind me you can't hear It's because you're cardboard, I'm always ignored But you feel so real to me Why can't they see? And you're still standing in the same way Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall Don't fall The 7 things I hate about you You're fake, you break, you are not real If only I had something to feel You are 2D with no back side You cost me quite a lot to buy My friends are jerks, they make fun of us Just know it hurts I want to be with the real Miley And the seventh thing I hate the most about you You make cardboard look cute It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me Dude, are you serious? You're delirious! She is cardboard, she can't hear us Yes, I can! Dude, oh my god, did she just talk? She's been real all along! Say something again! Dave, never touch me again! The 7 things I like about you You're hair, your eye, cardboard Levis When we kiss you're hypnotized You let me do whatever I want I can't wait till Chris is gone! We never fight when I hold you tight Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright! I wanna be with the real Miley And the 7th thing I like the most about you You make cardboard look cute