The Lazy Anthem

[Intro] Damn, man I'm tired as fuck Only got 12 hours of sleep last night *sigh* But yo, umm, shout out to T-Dub on the beat I was too lazy to make my own I mean don't get me wrong, it's not like- [Hook] I'm not lazy, don't be hater I could do it now but I'd rather do it later I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator And if sumn don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later [Verse 1] Oh man, here we go again, another damn song featuring one of my friends Oh shit, I was supposed to pick his ass up I'm comfortable as fuck, yo homie you outta luck Oh well, I guess I'm going solo, you only live once in this bitch, YOLO Oh no, I need to get up, but I'm too damn lazy to move from the chest up Wait, I mean from the chest down Messed up so many times I'm starting to lose count It's been a week now, I haven't checked my account For all I know, all the checks I wrote, bounced [Hook x2] [Verse 2] Blah blah, blah blah blah I would cook fish, but that shit's gotta thaw I would eat it frozen, but that would hurt my jaw And I'm too damn lazy to drive to the hospital Wait, what the hell just happened? I don't give a damn cuz my popcorn's poppin' And when the microwave beep, It's gonna sit there, cause I'll probably be asleep Damn, I'm feeling kinda ill Yo, I really need to chill Everything's getting dark what's the deal Wait, did I forget to pay my power bill? [Hook x2] [Outro] Yo, wait hold up three verses? Fuck that Too lazy for that shit Umm, yeah I'll just do like a lil dance break Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance- Yeah whatever, that's it, I'm done Get some damn sleep or sumn Worked too damn hard Yeah, whatever G-Unit