Fake Patois

Yo, got the fake patois KRS-One did a fake patois Miss Cleo got a fake patois Even Jay-Z did a fake patois Bad Brains had a fake patois My man Snow had a fake patois Even Jim Carrey fuck with the patois So you know he come through with the fake patois Patois, got the fake patois You come through with the fake patois Patois patois patois Fake, fake patois What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby Ya not gwan speak patois Me gwan talk the fake patois Everyone I listen to, fake patois Snow from Toronto, fake patois Original rudeboy, original rudeboy Shabba Ranks, Cutty Ranks Your M.O. is mo, me say no thanks Shabba Ranks, Cutty Ranks Your M.O. is mo' Yeah, me right near the beach Right near my reach is the fire for the streets Yeah, and now me can't read Baldhead teef me book and now me can't speak Yeah, fake patois Is fake patois Fake patois All the sudden had a fake patois Even Busta Rhymes kinda sound patois Maybe just enjoy it, make it look patois When he speak, he just speak, but to me patois The way he did do the patois With the leaders of the new, but it's sure (??) What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby Fake patois, fake patois Yeah, the boy a murderer Here come the hotstepper with fire 'pon ya Yeah, we nah play games It's fake patois, winner take names If the feds test me, me gwan take aim Crunch like Nestle, Snipe from the planes Snipe like Wesley, punch like Hawaiian Snipe from the planes, yeah we shoot while we flying Murder She Wrote like Chaka Demus and Pliers More fire more fire more fire This fake patois This fake patois Dem Fear She now look at the big of me foot, me shoe be size ten Fear Me can't read cause dem teef me book But I still come with dem fear Dem fear