Das Classist

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.] Kool A.D.: It's a beverage Blue box, tell me where the cheddar is Mac, cheese, crack, keys, stacks please Please please please please Anno Domini, peep homily We all live in a land called Honalee Cheap cheap, barato barato Beep beep, awooga awooga Amerigo Vespucci, Aruba Aruba Mira la cabra, chupa chupa Ahem... 'scuse me Everybody rapping like it's a commercial Acting like life is a big commercial Kool A.D. stay so commercial Das Racist finna go commercial Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, rap commercial Joke rap, coke rap, Gap commercial Catch me eating Rap Snacks in a black Maybach Be on the wheel with a fortune like Pat Sajak Cats say that Kool A.D.'s mad laid back Lamping with a bootleg DVD of K-Pax Spacey like Kevin in Seven Politicking with passengers at the 7-11 Two slushies, one Excedrin Pass the dutchie on the left, man This generation the best, man Next generation the rest, man Burton comma LeVar,, Der Kommissar Positively rapping Explanating in expository fashion Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo, y'all Oo-ooooohhh! (Oo-oooohhhh!) Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!) [Hook: Heems] Das, Das Racist (yeah) Das, das tasteless (yeah) Das, das sexist (yeah) Das, das reckless (yeah) Das, Das Classist (yeah) Das, Das Classist (yeah) Das, Das Classist (yeah) Das, Das Classist (yeah) Oo-oooooohhh! (Ooo-oo-oo-ooohh!) Oo-oo-oo-oo-oooohhhh! [Verse 2: Heems] Catch me at the party, party, where I shoutey, shoutey (?) You wanna spit a cypher, but I'm hollering at shorty Like what the fuck is Nuvo, (?) that shit is too gaudy We more like Art Nouveau, something like Gaudi I ain't never met a smart cop, word to them BART cops Money out the wazoo, yeah I call it fart guap I don't even mean to ball, you can call it shark guap Spit about some dumb shit, also 'bout some smart top Wait, wait, no wait, top? I meant topics Blast those Astro Brown raps out my pocket Ain't talking 'bout the Factory, when I say I rock it Maybe like Factory Records when we rock it Some Alan Erasmus, J Mascis types who drop it Got these other MCs like, "Heems, please stop it" No loft, Zoloft, Warhol, plus C+C Carbon copies of CeCe Winans be tryna be seeing me It ain't gangster, more like grimy when I say I'm being G Explore and produce raps, you can call me E & P P, portrait of the artist as a Yung Joc Old money, airplane, young money, young guap Oo-oooooohhh! (Oo-oo-oo-oohhhh!) Oo-oooooohhh (Aa-aaaaaahhh!) [Hook] [Kool A.D.] Bongo solo