Caffeinated Consciousness (Das Racist/PatrickWhat Remix)

[Verse 1: Heems] Unh Beatin’ when I should be freakin’ till the weekend’s done Chiefin’ when I should be sleepin’, drinkin’ Puerto Rican rum Vampire life steez, but I’m no Jim Jones Cold as wind blow, through my window Can’t sleep tonight, or until the morning Rub one out or get a bone in, eat some melatonin Equal parts Dolph Lundgren and a dolphin Endorphins, Mighty like the Morphin Power, Rangers, my life’s stranger Life’s a bitch, but I don’t wanna try to change her My arms achin’, and my legs too Look at me sideways, try to behead you Wanna roll the sun up and smoke it, no jokin’ Bumpin’ rails of the moon like hocus pocus Slow kid make dough chips He focused, but dopin’ Colder than the winter get to warmer than the dinner is Catch me at the crib watchin’ TV on the internet [Verse 2: Kool AD] Ham and cheese (w)rap, I don’t even eat that Pitchfork.com I don’t even read that Blood of a tiger, heart of a king Carlos Estevez, more or less Mexican Brown Adonis, but more honest More charmless, more harmless Riding on a ???? with no harness Arms for the armless, farms for the farmless Ring the alarm, it’s the wolf in sheep’s garments I’m Cheech Marin at the Chicano art opening sponsored by Target Chancletas on the red carpet, faux Marxist Throw me in the tar pit, La Brea like My way plus the highway, Kamehameha like The whole game lame, players stay alike Wack, dumb, stupid, I could be all three plus I could lay the pipe Sometimes I feel like I wanna die, but I was born in the sky So I gotta fly