All Tan Everything

The white man can't even go outside He'll get a disease I'm talking about how like white people can't even go outside into the sunlight Without contracting a disease Like that skin cancer Got their SPF3000s Can't even go out into the sunlight! What good is that? So they stay in their computer shorts On their computers [Heems] All tan everything All brown man, sound man, sit down man, sit down man All brown skin, Young Melanin Melle Mel melding malleable my metal shit All tan man, Mantan Moreland Demand more land, more ends, more land Tan John Belushi in Coogi Dipping in Coochie Tan Chris Farley in Gucci smoking on doobies Tan Three Stooges Your style amateur All tan botanical Fanatic, saboteur With the Thandie Newton type tan chick Your man sick, I'm known to eat a sandwich Last tan nobleman of the last apocalypse On the metropolis, an acropolis, poppin' shit Out my esophagus, no, my voice box Das Racist, we kinda like rap noise pop Mad rhymes, finna blow up like landmines All tan everything, shout out to tanlines All tan khaki king, last white mogul All you see is rupees when you Google Rubies in his doodoo Emeralds in his turban Nervous, swervin' in the Suburban in Durban All tan mans, they tangent to Tanzania With a Mia Farrow looking sparrow to help me re-up [Victor] All tan everything, Charles Chan everything San Fran, New Millennium Minstrel on instrumentals Eating lentils with Yentl and gentiles Textile, tactile, black child, white child White owls, Black and Mild, crack vial Stat from mild, Geena Davis, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Oops! Zoinks! Needle zooks! Danny Devito in Roots Burton comma Levar Come as you are Afro-italo Cuban cigar Follow me, follow me now Toucan Sam One hundred percent human clan Kick it like new Van Damme Damn man, I see your crew ran ran Kool A-D, Hi-C, Juice Man Cool tan, man Hyphy, ooh, damn, it's true fam Running with more zebras than the zoo, man Like the blue man group except brown man not blue man Yeah figs on a table, call me Mabel Dodge Luhan Two man in Peggy Noonan's booty with Bruce Banner While Ann Coulter rocks the shit out with two hands Oo damn Insane brown posse, soul dudes Apollo Ohno's bro homo soul patch is so cool Yo fool, break yourself from your Pro Tools Plus your Fruity Loops New dance, do the booty droop On to the next one Now do the booty scoop Do the booty up Do the booty-ooty-alley-oop Scooby-Dooby doo on the Bally so my fanny's cute I'm my own identical cousin, just call me Patty Duke I'm stuntin' like my daddy do Thug life right above my Natty Ice tatty too