Bad Day

[Verse 1: Darwin Deez] I hope that the last page of your 800 page novel is missing I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang [Hook] Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. (x2) [Verse 2] If you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby I hope that your team lost. I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy [Hook] Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. (x2) [Bridge] And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again [Verse 3] Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny. (Ohh) [Outro] Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you Everyday ought to be a bad day for you Everyday ought to be a bad day for you Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you But I'm sorry if it ever is. (x15)