Tarzan 2.5 (Versace)

[Intro:] (Rapper Dappy has been at it again, getting himself into trouble) (Rushed and evasive, N-Dubz lead singer Dappy fights his way into Guildford Crown Court) (He's written a rap and made a video, he's called it Tarzan 2) (As the rapper hugs tearful fans after avoiding prison) (He added Dappy had learnt a very important lesson indeed) (It's easy, you can talk about my fame as facts that you know about me I'm in the public eye) (I hate it but I'm a good person I got a good heart, I got morals) (Paparazzi, I'm filming you guys for once Say something for my camera man) (Interlude) Shout out to Diego and my brother M.A.Z.E Revenge [Verse:] Yup! Versace Versace, I’ll lick down a hater cause I ain’t Gianni If my kids want a bike well it’s only right I bring back a Ferrari I bet, you didn’t know that the 20 gold chains ‘round my neck I could swap 'em for property (I swapped that shit) Cause when you skip jail and splash money in Mayfair, that’s real life Monopoly If you think your baby mama’s a bitch, think again mine’s a monstrosity Well she’s only pissed I treat all of my bitches equally, call it democracy All of these hoes think because they cook and clean for me they can just climb up on top of me Bitch my dick is a ticket so because of that I’d rather you swallow the lottery We used to rock Nikes and hoodies and scarves round our face To keep low in the manor But now its Versace Versace, Armani, Cavalli, Dolce and Gabbana See I am in touch with a feminine side And your mum is a piff, yeah I bet I could bang her So Versace Versace, these fools want a piece of me but I ain’t Montana You can hustle all you want but my bars hold weight Put 'em on your scales, that shit will break That reptile around your waist is a snake Cos she keeps on tryna fuck me like she wants to catch a case; that’s rape What's up when you’ll be spending all your money on silicon handbags and all type of pedicures But she’s call me Papi with tats on her body the thing is That’s my name instead of yours My neighbour’s a pussy, he thinks that I’m cocky I’m young with a house worth a million He tells me to turn down the music Instead I have a rave right in my living room Catch me in Dubai or on the street in Ibiza Four bad bitches hanging out my 2-seater When you too busy in the ends sweating in a cab All the depression is not around me Its Versace Versace Versace I walk in Versace and leave in Versace Then I went and got Zeus tatted on my arm, so it’s only right that I love souvlaki I ate sushi, my life’s plush That was just a dream back when I was on a bus Now when I feel rough, I could just jump in a jet And fly anywhere in the world whenever I’ve had enough Like cos cool you know me But done; leave me alone At least have something constrructive to say Next time you make me pick up the phone I must be sitting on a gold mine You are onto me more than my own wife So fuck you if you’ve known me since ‘09 There’s motherfuckers that’ve known me my whole life Those motherfuckers that’ve known me my whole life Need more than 20 bottles for the whole night I’m back and I’m flying a flight through the city And I will carry on doing that my whole life If you add up what’s on my neck that’s more than what’s in your bank You wanna back out a strap well it better not be a blank So good luck to these thirsty bruddas Tryna get a drink off me that I already drank [Outro:] I drank that shit I drank that shit Cos I'm the motherfucking king of the jungle I drank that shit And I ain't forgot about them other guys This is just 2.5 Wait til you hear 3