Where Is Danny?

[Verse 1] Everybody wanna know where the fuck I been at: Been in fucking Pembroke, with a fucking skin rash On edge sippin' from a keg of vinegar Playin' Simon Says alone, collecting Pez dispensers Stalking Megan Fox sending death threats She see my silhouette then I jet set Selling breast sweat in water bottles, lost the lotto Reading Robert Frost to this lip-glossed mullato Hit Teresa up for booty flicks Hacking phones, I'm the one that leaked Vanessa Hudgens nudie pics Accident prone, spilled cologne on my laxatives Signed to the Roc shortly after Mickey Factz did (fuckouttahere!) Coke and Vicodin, smoke 'em right in your face Boat rides in Kuwait, ghostwritin' for Drake Been around the world eleven times Built a cloning machine, created seven Kevin Federlines Thumb twiddler? Never, sicker than ever I had to disappear so I could get my shit together mannnnn [Hook] Somebody tell me where Danny! is He's probably fighting giant squid Somebody tell me where Danny! was I bet he's in Brooklyn selling drugs Hey Danny!, where have you been at? [Verse 2] I been trying to collect this ransom for Scarlett Johansson Camping in Stedman's mansion, dancing with Ted Danson Stealing beats then sell 'em to Charles Hamilton Just to start scandals and shit, samples get flipped Snortin' coffee beans in a green trough Thinking obscene thoughts in Jimmy Iovine's loft And I jotted 'em down; e-mailed the script to Kelsey Grammar A sitcom about phone sex with Chelsea Handler? It flopped, then I tried to bring the sock hop back In purple knickerbockers shoppin' at the crock-pot shack, ya dig? Raising seven illegitimate kids With Ashley Olsen, hoping they all go into show biz Plagiarizing screen plays with Jean Grae Did a benefit concert with Green Day for free, hey! Thumb twiddler? Never, sicker than ever I had to disappear so I could get my shit together mannnnn [Hook] Somebody tell me where Danny! is He's probably doin' a ten year bid Somebody tell me where Danny! was I think he's dating Ashley Judd Hey Danny!, where have you been at? [Outro] God damn I'm tired of ya'll niggas askin' where the fuck I'm at When the album dropping? When it comes out nigga D. Swain, we outta here man