What She Said

[Chorus] - 2X All, all, all the time All, all, all the time [Verse 1] I met her at The Spin She said her favorite book was "Catcher In The Rye" It grabbed me by surprise Had to take a second look, thought I saw some magic in her eyes Disco lights were playin' tricks all night She said, "If it's all right I'd like to buy you a bottle Of Heineken are you Old enough to even be drinkin'?" I laughed to myself, cause I can read what she's thinkin' But she shocked me when she said, "you don't need to be winkin' At these other chicks," she said that she could work the dick Said she liked it from the back, and she loves to lick Now I usually get a kick from a broad talkin' dirty But something just didn't click, plus my plane leaves early But dammit she lookin' thick, she's still being flirty She said that I could meet her at the hotel at 3:30 Don't wanna risk it, can't stand to be wrong But she said that she'd be waiting with no panties on Danny's gone! [Chorus] - 2X [Verse 2] She said her hotel was down the street I left the club an hour later, she was sound asleep She was startled by the sound of my feet, I knocked softly So the manager would not toss me Out on the curb, I'm twenty minutes late, gonna cost me She offered me a bagel and a cup of coffee I said "naw", she's shoving her tongue down my throat She said she really wanted to rock my boat She said I'm not supposed to do a thing, just relax She was lickin' my neck, yo she was kissin' my back Then she said, "Let's get down to the nitty-gritty" I pulled my pants down, whipped out the itty-bitty She said, "Damn Danny, either you're cold Or you have the penis size of a five-year-old" She said she likes to have it all the time But she never met a dude with a dick that was smaller than mine That's fucked up [Chorus] - 2X