The Last Laugh

[Verse 1] Sick of these cats, with their "sicker than" raps They sicker than this, they sicker than that Well while you're sicker than that I'm gettin' your sister to lick on my fat D-I-C-K, oh why did he say that? Ha, because I can muthafucka I'll never grow up, like Peter Pan muthafucka I'll +NeverLand+...I soar pass the lights And the weatherman said my forecast was bright +Whateva Man+ like Redman, muddy waters But now I'm livin' large like a pudgy doctor I thought I told you son-of-a-bitches To shut up and listen But naw, you just wanted to pitch fits So now I've got the whole state suckin' my big dick I TOLD y'all niggas, then I SHOWED y'all niggas You can't knock this little boy's hustle I'm just a dude doin' my thing, then I Found a way and Now I'm sayin' Ha, ha ha [Chorus] Ah, ha...I told you so It's D. Swain and I'm comin' with a whole new flow I'm laughin'...ha ha ha, I'm laughin' Now now now...two plus one, nigga do the math I be stirrin' up the game like some half & half Now guess who got the last laugh? Danny got the last laugh [Verse 2] Trackmaster D. Swain, alias Danny (Yo what the fuck you drinkin' on?) Maybe it's brandy Which singer's gonna give me ass? Maybe it's Brandy She needs the publicity People butt-kissin' me Ever since I got my scrawny ass on TV Before they wouldn't even try to rap on my CD But now I've got the ghost-tops askin' to eat me The change was real drastic And it really hurt when niggas Called me Kanye West, I'm past it A better description is A Tribe Called Quest on acid Or EPMD on LSD Is Danny makin' moves now? Well let's see: So much cream, a nigga is past rich (He ain't really sayin' nothin' yo) Kiss my ass, bitch My cash cow got the people askin' how My ass about to blow up, look who's laughin' now [1/2 Chorus]