Phone Tag

"Hello, you have eight messages" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again If you need help; hang up, and then dial your operator." [Lonnie B] Yo Danja, I see you're not at home It's me Lonnie B tryin to catch you on the phone I got some bad news I seen your girl at the park Chillin on the deelow with this dude named Mark Now I ain't one to gossip and I know how you are But it was her for real I seen them kissin in her car I wouldn't bring it to you if I thought it wasn't true So hit me on my box tell me what you wanna do [Danja Mowf] Aiyyo Lonnie, you sure you seen my shorty? Chillin at the park with a nigga gettin naughty? (Yup) Let me get the forty... four, I'ma buck her D'Angelo style, shit damn motherFUCKER! (Calm down brother) Hold up, wait let me think First I gotta go take a trip to the bank (uh-huh) Transfer all the funds, cancel credit cards As we speak I'm throwin all her clothes in the yard (pssh, man) Things she can't pronounce, things she can't afford Things she can't... hold up, I'm tangled in the cord Here she comes now, you know what time it is Meet me at the James I'ma throw her off the bridge [Mike Street] Aiyyo Danja, I see you're not at home This is Mike Street tryin to catch you on the phone I got some bad news, I'm up here at the station I heard the P.D. won't put you in rotation Son I tried to save ya, and play you on the Flava But he kept flippin on some ill type behavior I told him you were hot but he didn't have a clue Hit me on the cell and tell me what you wanna do [Danja Mowf] Aiyyo Street (Mowwwwf) What da deal? Brothers tryin to take me off the radio for real? (Yeahhh) Why they wanna ill? I just don't understand But if they wanna play rough, check it here's the plan (a-ight) Your man gettin off around six (uh-huh) I'll be in the van at the five o'clock mix (right) Ski mask and black gloves, ready to attack cuz And snatch him in the back of, the van for tryin to act up (What?) Drop Squad style, blindfold him, hold him, scold him Bout the things that you told him But if he won't cooperate you know what time it is (What?) 6:30, James River, I'm throwin him off the bridge (Bet) [Shawnee Poo] Aiyyo Danja, I see you're not at home But this is Shawnee Poo tryin to catch you on the phone I got some bad news, I hope you sittin down Some kids from crosstown tryin to steal your whole sound And not just that, they bustin on your mens They say they battle SupaFriendz and only got wins I know you not gon' let them diss you and your crew So hit me at the crib and tell me what you wanna do [Danja Mowf] Word Shawnee Poo? They tryin to diss my crew? And on the downlow tryin to get my sound too? (Yup) Especially round you! "Disorganized" my peeps Time to let em know, SupaFriendz play for keeps (Gotcha back) Call Ray, Joe, Wally and Lil Rock Tell em meet me on the block half past six o'clock Then I'ma call Lonnie, Shaquan and Speedis Toine Who, Kalonji, MyndBenda, Javon and Don Cabon (do it) And tell em that it's on, eh yo I'm gettin hyper We'll invite them wack kids to come and join the cypher I'ma play the Pied Piper, you know how he did (what?) Lead em to the river, and throw em off the bridge [Lil Rock] Yo Danja, I see you're not at home This is Lit-tle Rock, tryin to catch you on the phone I got some bad news, hey yo shorty check it Them bootleggin kids downtown they got your record Hey yo check this out, I know without a doubt They be sellin mad copies of that album Word of Mowf I didn't think you knew, they got SupaFriendz too So hit me at the crib, tell me what you wanna do *gun cocking* "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef *feet running, door slams* *car door, tires peel out* "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef [Danja's girlfriend] Yo whassup baby How bout I'm down here at the police station Yo you're not gonna believe this, and I know you gonna be mad but I gave this kid a ride And he gonna try to push up on me and shit So now I'm down here pressin charges But anyway umm I'ma be there in a minute I'ma let you know what happened when I get there Aight baby... "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef [Frankie Crocker impersonator] Danja Mowf, this is DJ Dollar Bill at 92.5 M-O-W-F DJ Street gave me your record the other day and I misplaced it in the pile But now I've had a chance to check it out You are bad, you are bangin, you are THE MAN Danja Mowf I got you in full rotation, call me brotha let's talk "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef [Dicksnots Representative] Yo Danja yo, dis Verbal Assassin yo Yo I made this track yo Sound just like some SupaFriends shit man I was thinkin we should get together and Yaknahmsayin, do some like battle type shit over to it Ohhyaknahmsayin you know like, like some ol Busy Bee/Kool Moe Dee type shit Yaknahmsayin? You you know, SupaFriendz, and the, and the Dicksnots yaknahmsayin we can get together do this shorty, peace "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef [Mad Skillz] Yo A.D. whattup this is Mad Skillz nigga what the deal? Aiyyo you know them niggas downtown that be sellin tapes Anyway they bought twenty of your shits off me Twenty of the SupaFriendz shits so the niggas is stocked, so I'm about to take your half and go pay my phone bill nigga! Nah I'm jokin, anyway I got this dough for you I'ma come to your crib and hit off in a minute nigga Aight? Chill "Throw him off the bridge" --] Wyclef "That was your last message"