Katty the Kiddy Kotty

[Verse 1] Katty the Kiddy Kotty, was the cousin of Hootie On Monday they'd play, oh what a day When Katty found, that their wasn't a sound She ran to the well, where Hootie dwell And just like Ted, Hootie was dead [Verse 2] They rejoiced over, passed the Cliffs of Dover Where all the others, were with their mothers For the death of him, was like the death of Jim No on liked him, he was a dick