PC master race anthem (Version 1)

[Verse 1] Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know just master race things Oi Mate ! Check out my new rig Nine thousand and two gig... Of games With more mods than a who gig I read the jealousy written on your face When I said I needed planning permission for my case Your rig is a disgrace It's a little but a raised Middle finger up to Gaben and an insult to the race Every console falls prey to the same fate Blatant aliasing and a lame frame rate Hey mate I measure mine in planck time Beat you to the singularity defining mankind Ahead of the times You wouldn't even believe I pre-order a release before it's event conceived I've got such a cutting edge chipset That I can only play games that don't even exist yet [Hook] You console peasants have facts to face Facts to face Facts to face You can't compare to that master race The master race will faq your face [Verse 2] I'm just letting you know there's no letters as sexy As WASD I've got an 8TB SSD You've got an IDE running XP Forget 1080p, that's a baby screen Anything less than 8K will make me scream If there's ever a pixel that I can plainly see It best be on a retro indie game release A nice fact for you to wank about There's more cash in my steam wallet than in my bank account Kids stay in school Never break rules And make sure you pray every day to Gabe Newell [Hook] You console peasants have facts to face Facts to face Facts to face You can't compare to that master race The master race will faq your face [Verse 3] Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know just master race things Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know just master race things I'm pro nuclear power Cause I can drain a whole power plant with my PSU in an hour The hoover dam's water cooling my tower My CPU needs something new to devour While you fool around with your montain dew My watercooler's the fountain of youth I don't give a damn about the review My PC'S a beast It should be held in a zoo GPU fans sounds as loud as the who Producing heat that's even capable of melting a nuke I tell thee, it's true And if you doubt me we'll do A stress test where I'll leave you running round in a loop You're a console peasant I'm a grumpy old pedant In a adolescent brain on the credit of my parents I had them pay for my setup as a present Cause I said I needed better processing for my lessons What I meant was FPS in league of legends And the set on LED keys on my desk are iridescent Do I ever have a little bit of emphaty ? NO ! My our framerates be high and our temperatures low ! [Hook] You console peasants have facts to face Facts to face Facts to face You can't compare to that master race The master race will faq your face [End speech] The views expressed in this musical work May or may not be satire You'll never know