Life's a Bugger

[Intro] Chris, that's enough, start rapping [Verse 1: Chris Leese] Realising that life isn't everything that it's meant to be [?] And changed their destiny Coincidentally, I'm earning more than the minimum But failing when I'm saving the pounds cause I keep on spending 'em Still, I got a mortgage down so that I can afford it Because now my house even though I'm [?] my shit Reminiscing as I'm sitting in the kitchen Bout the things that I do then all the things seems that I've lived it Grateful for the [?] Cause it provides us with a distraction from what this life does Even though [?] is still a place I hate to go But as long as the ceiling's leaking I'll be needing to, so I'll forego, yo Until the day I retire and buy my slippers Me and the missus are doing gardening or washing dishes Getting pissed, just whiffs on the sly Cause life's a bugger then you die [Hook] Life's a bugger, then you die That's why I write rhymes Cos you never know when you're gonna go Life's a bugger, then you die That's why we aim high Cos you never know when you're gonna go Life's a bugger, then you die That's why I write rhymes Cos you never know when you're gonna go Life's a bugger, then you die We fight to survive [Verse 2: Dan Bull] I woke up early on my birthday Hungover in the worst way I'm 28, that means I've outlived Kurt Cobain My physical frame's in pain because I'm lazy No motivation with the aspiration of Jay Z Most days I'm slacking off, jacking off If there's a project I'm working on I'll probably slack it off Some days I'd like to shoot to fame, exercise and lose some weight Other times I want to goof and play computer games Weekends and weekdays don't mean a thing to me I'm the hardest-working slacker in the industry Wake up when it's bedtime and doze when the sun shines I even have a shower and a change of clothes sometimes Boot up my PC, loop up a beat And keep repeating it till we complete the piece, easy peasy No stress, I had to bed and catch some Zs And then repeat the process till I've amassed a stack of Ps Never had to sell drugs or be a violent mugger But believe me, I've seen how life's a bugger Before it pulls you down, it lifts you so high It's a real bloody bugger, then you die [Hook] Life's a bugger, then you die That's why I write rhymes Cos you never know when you're gonna go Life's a bugger, then you die That's why we aim high Cos you never know when you're gonna go Life's a bugger, then you die That's why I write rhymes Cos you never know when you're gonna go Life's a bugger, then you die We fight to survive