Friends With Benefits

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS [Dan Bull] Look, fuck buddies, I want to be fuck buddies Turn the subwoofer up in the trunk and bump uglies Give me a hug please, I hold a little too long I'm coming on a little too strong You're getting blushed cheeks, so we'd better move on Get a move on, I'm in above my head like a bouffant Take too long and I'm afraid you've gone And I'll have lost another lady, but gained another new song [Chorus] Yes, let's be friends with benefits My love life's suffering a deficit Let's be friends with benefits, friends with benefits [Dan Bull] I've never been especially eloquent I'm as elegant as an eccied elephant My etiquette is evidently ever in development But when I'm in bed then I'm in my element I promise, honest, we'll listen to some Ella Fitzgerald then we'll get it on with the leather whips The morning after the night before we caved in Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication I'm never sure if it's safe but I'd say that it calls for some glorification [Chorus] Yes, let's be friends with benefits Because I'm ever such a clever dick Let's be friends with benefits, friends with benefits Yes, let's be friends with benefits My love life's suffering a deficit Let's be friends with benefits, friends with benefits [Bridge] There's so much history to tip-toe around It's hard to keep afloat when the ship's going down Once we danced at the disco in town, with both our hips going round [Dan Bull] I realised through seeing your eyes, it was the genesis Of the end of friends with benefits I'd been increasingly feeling affectionate It seemed that revealing my secret would get a kiss So I leaned for the hell of it And you ripped the beating thing From my chest and then severed it You're a prejudiced feminine supremacist Nevertheless you're getting sex from your nemesis [Chorus] Let's not be friends with benefits Because I'm ever such a clever dick Let's not be friends with benefits Because we'll never hear the end of it