Elementary!

[Verse 1] I like cups of tea, cutting beats, matching sets of cutlery Depending on the fan, I like it when a fan comes up to me But some of you are just too bloody much for me You know me, but mutually, I've not that luxury So it's worthwhile to say something introductory Fame is a brave new world, and I'm no Huxley I went to Germany, so tons of people rushing Cookiebreed I think, if it wasn't him, it definitely was somebody And that's the point I'm trying to make, we're all just individuals We all get itchy balls or sweaty bits under your tits It's all normal, I'm just another organism Who happens to have specialize in penning lines and talking rhythm [Verse 2] It's like The Prisoner, I'm Patrick McGoohan Now everybody knows what this fat prick is doing My YouTube channel's like a kinda creepy zoo I spy with my eye the fact that I'll be seeing you But I did it all with DIY, call it B&Q My P&O Cruises launch so I see it through It's difficult to be a weird dude publicly Cause some of you are just too bloody much for me But I keep doing my thing on the web Oh, remind me I must enter king of the Web Cause my to-do list is useless unless I really do this And every other stupid wish I'm gonna make 'em true, bitch [Verse 3] At the end of my last verse, I said bitch Why did I do that? It really makes my head itch I'd like to think I'm not misogynistic But sod you if you think I'm gonna keep my lips zipped Can't keep my mouth shut, I'm a mouth slut And you'll never shame me out of it, bitch, now what? My main reason to breathe is freedom of speech Provide me with a beat and I'll complete a transcript to my thought process and never press delete Today is just another day I get to bless the beat To all my critics who are less than impressed with me This is for your arguments, rest in peace