Where My Kids At? (Skit)

(Phone dialling and ringing) [Kuniva] What's up with this bitch? [Girl] Hello? [Kuniva] What up doe? [Girl] Hello? [Kuniva] What up doe girl. Don't act like y'all don't know who this is? [Girl] Who is this? Hello? [Kuniva] Look, yo yo [Girl] Hello? [Kuniva] Why the fuck you keep saying hello? Where is my motherfucking kids at? [Girl] Who? Your baby? See, you got me fucked up... [Kuniva] Yo, where is my motherfucking kids at? You know who the fuck this is girl, stop playing! [Girl] Nigga, I ain't got no motherfucking kids! [Kuniva] Look look look, I saw them kids at the zoo with that nigga you be with? [Girl] WHAT?! [Kuniva] Where that nigga at, man? [Girl] Nigga, get the fuck off my mi... [Kuniva] Where is that money I sent you the other day? [Girl] Money?! [Kuniva] That money... [Girl] Man, I don't even motherfucking know you! [Kuniva] Look, if you don't bring me... What, why you trying to play around, you that nigga right with you trying to play along? Hello? [Girl] Hello? Who the fuck you wanna [????] on? [Kuniva] One minute, hold up w-w-wait... I said, where's my motherfucking kids? I know you know the fuck this is! [Girl] ... can't take a look, I... [Kuniva] I saw that nigga at church, with my kids, I want my motherfucking goddamn kids girl! Why the fuck you playing? [Girl] WHAT?! [Kuniva] Look look look, Imma tell you like this... [Girl] ... I'm not Jerry Springer, I'm not trying to be... [Kuniva (Girl arguing in background)] Wait wait wait, I'm... Look look, see you going off in the deep end, look, Imma tell you like this: if I don't see my kids by the end of this day, I'm fucking you ass up! [Girl] If my man was here, he'd beat your ass! [Kuniva] Yo, yo, hey, don't get caught slipping, you little slut! I swear to God, I am fucking you up, Imma fuck you up! (Girl hangs up) [Kuniva] Hello?