Purple Pills

[Hook: Eminem] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's counting But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Verse 1: Eminem] Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit Ah shit, I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat until I start losing weight Until I see dumb shit start happening Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again So bounce, bounce, come on bounce (gunshots) I said come on bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down We don't bullshit, better ask around D12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is passing out Get her ass on the couch before she crashes out [Verse 2: Kuniva and (Kon Artis)] Fuck that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn (Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?) It got to be acid cause the X is gone (Ya I took them all dog, with some parmesan And I think my arm is gone) It's probably numb Young, dumb, and full of cum And I think he about to swallow his tongue (Scaredy ass it was a false alarm You think I'm about to die when I just got on?) Well stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy On some new shit (I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills (that's ill), mescaline) [Hook] [Bridge] Dirty Dozen, 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably want to take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something [Verse 3: Proof] Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills, on stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk I want to roll away like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray Look for dope to smoke, no? okey-doke I'm packing my nose with coke *coughing* Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ah, poor baby, born by whore lady Now I got to strangle an infant (you're crazy) [Verse 4: Swift] I pop four E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine (Hey you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs because our arms show tracks Why the hell you niggas think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked If you like smack, then I might too (Swift, chill) I just want to get high like you And I don't give a damn if they white or blue Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums Even smoke weed out of vacuums I just copped some and I'm going back soon [Hook] [Verse 5: Bizarre] I'm at a rave Looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic Body smell like vomit Pussy popping, acid dropping, dope heady guy Heroine mescaline pencil leads, want to try? Blue pills, golden seals Got Bizarre acting ill Drugs kill (yeah, right) Bitch I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nut [Hook] [Bridge]