Girls

[Intro: Eminem] Hey yo, dawg I got some shit on my motherfuckin' chest that I need to get off cause, if I don't I'mma fuckin' explode, or somethin' Now look - this is a story about Some little fuckin' girls that I know It goes like this [Verse 1] It's so easy for me to make enemies any more it's sickening People are lookin' for an excuse to jump on my shitlist Stickin' their noses in shit that isn't none of their business I never asked, cared, gave a fuck, or wanted opinions Now I'm in the position that, I don't wanna be in shit I never had no beef with your corny son of a bitches But now the shit is broke and you can't do nothin' to fix it So I'm tellin' you right now - motherfuck a Limp Bizkit Now I'mma be real, B-Real was real He ain't say shit the whole time me and Whitey was beefin' See he chilled He was cool with the whole situation and kept it neutral I'd have never involved my crew if it wasn't for Pupils Peoples, whatever your backpackin' cypherin' name is Had I not opened a magazine and seen what you say in it I'd have never involved you, but you had to add your two pennies Now I gotta go grab my shitlist and add some new enemies Hit the studio and I'll admit, I had a few in me Fuck it, I roasted you, I ain't mad at you any But let it be known that song was never released, it leaked I'd have never gave you that much attention intentionally Then I look on the TV, now look who's mentionin' me That little fuckin' weasel, DJ Lethal, on MTV After I gave you props in that song, you on national TV Talkin' 'bout Everlast is gonna whip my ass when he sees me? Come on dawg, you was supposed to be on that song Talkin' bout how bad you hate him, now you all on his thong? What's wrong? You scared, and Fred, you said you was dissin' him too I should have knew better than to listen to you You fuckin' sissy, up on stage, screamin' how people hate you They don't hate you They just think you're corny since Christina played you And I dare you motherfuckers to try to diss me back That's a sissy act, and don't call me kissin' my ass Cause I swear to God this ain't just a song I'm tryin' to pre-warn you Lethal when I fuckin' see you dawg I'm swingin' on you! Motherfuckers must think cause I'm in trouble with the law That I won't jaw 'em, up my sentence and double it tomorrow [Hook] Y'all some girls - y'all are some god damn girls Why do you act this way? - Why do you act this way, huh? Why do y'all act like fuckin' sissies you pussies Keep talkin' shit behind my back you just some bitches for that And we all know - we all know, hah How fuckin' cowards roll - "keep rollin', rollin', rollin'" In fuckin' Bentley's and pretend to be down But as soon as someone calls you out You put your tail between your legs and bow down [Bridge] Now I don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs I'm a man, I can stand on my feet So if you don't wanna be in 'em all I ask Is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion And I won't put you in 'em Cause I don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs I'm a man, I can stand on my feet So if you don't wanna be in 'em all I ask Is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion And I won't put you in 'em [Verse 2: Eminem] Now see if you diss me and I respond, the beef is on But if I help you sell one record And I see you at a show, I'll strip you naked See I was smart, I came back and scooped up my friends Now I got five dawgs that'll die for me like I'll die for them I'll fight for them, swing or shoot like I fight for Kim All of 'em been with me through this fucked up life that I'm in That goes for all of my dogs, from Royce to Dre From Xzibit to Mel-Man, 'til I'm hoist away In my coffin I'll never soften no matter how often I'm tested I'll never give a fuck, I won't never be interested Love me or hate me as much as Fred wants to be hated I will solemnly stand by every statement I stated This shit that I been through my pencil never could pencil But I will never be this gullible ever again though (nope) Next time I'll know when someone's copyin' off me I'm not bein' cocky, I just know when somebody's mockin' me I stick up my middle finger, he sticks up his finger (Hey!) I say "Fuck Christina" he says "Fuck Christina" but meaner So from doin' a song with Method to beggin' to get accepted I'm peggin' Fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached his head with And as for Lethal, don't forget what I said I'm fuckin' you up punk, you're dead! Don't think that I'm playin' And fuck BIZKIT! Cause I know you're sayin' fuck D-12 Only not to our face, under your breath, to yourselves [Hook] [Bridge] [Outro] And that's it, that's all there is to it, dawg If you didn't wanna do the fuckin' song Don't say you're down with doin' the fuckin' song And then back out at the last minute And then go on motherfuckin' MTV talkin' about Everlast can whip my motherfuckin' ass If you're scared of Whitey Ford, dawg Just say you're scared of Whitey Ford, that's it That's all you had to fuckin' say, I wouldn't have said shit I would have backed off, did the motherfuckin' song myself And not put you motherfuckers in it, that's all Now I ain't even on no rap shit no more I'm on some fuckin'-you-up shit when I see you And I will see you too; oh, and by the way Fred That wasn't an accident I didn't mean to give you a play at the Music Awards Ha-ha