Stoned is the Way of the Walk

[Hook] Stoned is the way of the Walk Stoned is the way of the Walk [Verse 1: B-Real] Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat Some think I'm a criminal but, yo I ain't all of that Hit'cha with the baseball bat, an' ya wanna ill though Wanna mess around, you get fucked on the hill bro Kick it like a steel toe, real slow hits from the bong Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it wit' Chong Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with "Ice Cream" Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me Pigs often site me, that's not polite G And any hour of the day ya know I might be Harassed by a pig real fast They wanna Rodney King me, always tryin'a crown my ass Ain't got no class (Sen Dog: No Class) I hit they' ass like the buddah that's stinky They wanna' scruff but, they' just so rinky-dinky I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk Sen gotts the Philly, an' he's gonna light the blunt Sippin' curfew makes me go koo-koo Somthin' like loco then turn in to this loocoo Bringin the beta, yea, now the funk is risen Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen As I kick atrip, it comin' straight from my sinus Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco I remember sista Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies Honeyd up a twenty even when I had no money She said "Pay me back with some Latin dick Sonnie" Well I never went out, and I don' think I'm gonna Just for some buddah, she wanted me to bone her Demeaning, Ya think ya meanin' I got something for the hoes ta be schemin' on I'm the Buddah-Real take a trip ta hoota'ville I'll throw ya out the door, of my big blue Seville Then light another joint, this ain't no exploition (poin't) Cause we are the ones stonin' in the ways of the masters [Hook]×2 [Outro: Sen Dog] Hit they ass, hit they ass [B-Real] Make the buddah get stinky (Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight) (Huhu, Blast 'em!)