The W.W.K.Y.A. Tour (Remix)

[Sample]: "I will find you, hiding from me You will know me When you see me" [Verse One] [Tonedeff]: I got the itinerary With this I can say with confidence I devised a trip to the very inch A timetable of spots to hit the fly missionary Staying on top of shit, plotting, aiming to drop them kids To show ‘em the hits go both ways like college chicks It’s 4 AM and I’m equipped with scope, razors with diamond tips If you’re assuming it’s to groom, your mistaken on my intent It’s 5 AM, and we rollin’ inside the van, as we home in To make acquaintance with the anonymous faces behind the threats (Knock! Knock!) 6:00 AM, and we stationed beside the steps That we traced to this guy’s address, so we wait there in silence YES! And there he is Arrogant Larry the Aryan terrorist Staring us down, frozen with his pair nailed to the ground We made our play after surveying the area Bound, blindfolded and shoved him in the van. He don’t know where he is now At 7 o clock, we settle and stop, He’s scared but still proud “Extended Fags ain’t shit!” (Substantial) Make The Call! (Tonedeff) Is Carrie around? “Noooo!” "Hey, Carrie! Larry’s showing us where to hit town" "You leave my girl alone!” "We’re out front, you care to head out?" (Sure!) By 8 o’clock, Larry’s girlfriend had ate a cock Paid a cop just to stand by the van and made him watch You can hate with all that you got, flame us and call us stugotz Claim to your balls that you not racist, come on now, dude, stop You’re berating the Q, while celebrating some coons The proof? Your 99% white playlist of tunes By 8:22, his face was pale blue and matched the logo yo While Stan’s Twittering the blow by blow (Substantial) Follow That! (Tonedeff) "Ayo, Sesh, you mind turning down the heat, bro?" (Session) "Nah, fuck that, I came for the free dro, beat loads of people Teach hoes to deep throat, wear ‘em like meat coats I gotta pee, yo….” (Tonedeff) Ayo, where the fuck did he go? (Typical) 9 through 10, we kicked him out We right on sched A quarter to 12, where the drive through went? FOOD! [Hook]: We on a world tour with Extended Famm Haters get choked out and body slammed But we just came to party man and get it poppin’ What do you know? I’ll be damned a kid is startin’ Why you want to go and do that? It won’t be pretty Kick plenty ass when we roll up in your city like (Shut up!) Punk! (Move!) Sucka (Shut up!) Chump! (Move!) Mu’fucka! [Verse Two [PackFM]: Lunch break, kickin' ass sure builds an appetite Running on an empty stomach, no way I can rap tonight Put my order in, now I’m waiting on the beverages I got a few seconds kid, let me check my messages Opinions are like tonsils – come out your mouth eventually And I ignore them, except this e-mail that was sent to me Started off normal, greeting informal College address, probably written from a dorm room It read “Whuttup FM, I just heard your album and I gotta say, my little brother loves ‘Lessons’ But my bro’s a retard, with horrible taste And the air that you breath is an oxygen waste If I see you at a show I’ll rip you right off the stage And I’mma beat you til I leave you with a scar on your face!” WHAT?! Who the fuck is this? You know I researched the profile Thought I’d find a mean mugging Sasquatch with no smile But what I found was so wild, a pimple faced pipsqueak Who probably penciled in puberty to hit this week Fire up the bus, we got another stop to make This town is filled with lots of haters, so lets decrease the population I’mma make him taste my sneaker, I don’t need no weapons either For Christ sakes! This kid’s name is Ebenezer! He talkin' reckless? Put him on the guest list Let him in, we’ll show him exactly what we do to hecklers Don’t know what respect is? Ask the 5 fingers (SMACK!) (Substantial) This ain't a wrestling match! [PackFM]: Put him in the ring, I’ll make him tap He can’t escape the figure 4, no one ever did before Elbow off the top rope, say my shit is not dope! Ram this motherfucker’s face right into the turnbuckle That’ll teach him. “Ow! Stop I learned my lesson!” (CHAIR) FUCK YOU! That’s what you all can get Think about it next time you’re in the mood for talkin shit Hit him with the finisher, 3-count and its over 8 O’clock, wheres the waiter with my soda? [Hook]: We on a world tour with Extended Famm Haters get choked out and body slammed But we just came to party man and get it poppin’ What do you know? I’ll be damned a kid is startin’ Why you want to go and do that? It won’t be pretty Kick plenty ass when we roll up in your city like (Shut up!) Punk! (Move!) Sucka (Shut up!) Chump! (Move!) Mu’fucka! [Verse Three] [Substantial]: Is it nine? Almost missed dinner time what’s all that about Got my stomach talkin’ like, “Feed me or we’re blacking out” Boy we was on some shit, can’t tell if this was a tour or tournament Bammas hangin' all on our balls like an ornament Kinda feel bad for them Damn we missed the sound check, it’s a quarter after ten Burns scooped us in the van, back on the road my dude Love a good fight but, we got a freaking show to do Pulled up at 11:42, bout to hit the stage Here come Bill Hates with some Microsoft shit to say “Fuck Sub and them, I’ll smack him son Rather hear some real shit about gats and guns, man” Tried to ignore him ‘til my face got red What you say motherfucker? “What? You deaf? I said…” (Shut up) How your face feel? (Move) Now stay still Messing with my vibe when you know that I came to chill Swung a two piece then I hit ’em with a bucket meal By the time I finish he gon’ wish he was fuckin’ killed (Session) Hey y’all what’s poppin’? (Substantial) Aww shit! (PackFM) Session again? (Tonedeff) Yeah, what you forget? (Session) Just this! (Substantial) Its midnight and its goodnight to the sissified hater Now let us do this show so they can give my paper We’ve been denied, wait up What you mean that they called the cops? Whole shit was pointless like flat chicks in halter tops At least they know now when they talk such trash We’re gonna kick their fuckin ass! [Hook]: On a world tour with Extended Famm Haters get choked out and body slammed But we just came to party man and get it poppin’ What do you know? I’ll be damned a kid is startin’ Why you want to go and do that? It won’t be pretty Kick plenty ass when we roll up in your city like (Shut up!) Punk! (Move!) Sucka (Shut up!) Chump! (Move!) Mu’fucka!