Lazy

Yo, Give me a couch; Bitch! I don't sit down I slouch! Pass me a chair; I'll Lie down on it! Put me in a bed; You won't get me out of there 'Till I'm hungry; Then I crawl down the stairs! To the kitchen; Fuck dinner! make pudding! Did I say make? I ain't cooking! Eat it raw! I don't even 'wanna use my Teeth or jaw; I need a straw! Rest my feet on the table Use a wheelchair to get around; I'm not even disabled! Bust boxer shorts And only have trousers with expandable waists to keep my hands down it! Got to be Trackies! As long as they're baggy; I'm happy! (Tempted to start rocking a nappy!) But no one won't change me! 21 year old baby; I'm so lazy! I don't 'wanna get up and do shit! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! I'm so lazy I don't 'wanna get up and do shit! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! (Yeah) I like beds, Duvets and quilts; PCs, Tvs, games and films! Munch, Plus; Get me a beer! Why leave? Everything's here! Yo It's the dopest; Sit on sofas I never leave the house; I'm the opposite of homeless! Who's running it? Who's running it? There ain't enough hours in the day to do nothing in! Eat shit everyday and still stay thin! Thank God I'm not fat; cause I hate gyms! Lazy bum! House remains a dump I never have parties; It's just always in the state of one! R&R, Can't be arsed; To function Rather do nothing, than something! Loving the lazy life; I stay inside It may be wrong, It may be right! I'm so lazy; I don't 'wanna get up and do shit! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! I'm so lazy; I don't 'wanna get up and do shit! (I just 'wanna stay here and do this!) I'm lazy, I'm lazy; Oh baby! Uh Uh! Cause I ain't ever had a job in all my life! And if I had one; I probably wouldn't like it! Yo So I'm gonna be as slow for all my life! Cause at least I know, That I like it Just like this; So lazy!