Captain Howdy

Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls Make yourself comfortable, my place is so divine Don't you think I'm wonderful? Say yes, you're on my time, stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy, don't try to leave The doors are locked and only I have got the key Forget the windows, they're nailed shut and boarded up So, you can't see, you'll love the light show Oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell when they go off Your welcome to my living hell, stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy Come here, my sweet, let me help you with that, there That's better, I'm overjoyed at all the games I'm playing here with you today But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play You think you're going home to your own little bed But that's impossible you can't sleep when your dead Stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away