You'll Never Guess!

You'll never guess! What i found under the floorboards in the basement! Next to the shovel under the cold, cold, ground You'll never guess! You'll never guess! What i found under earth in the cellar Next to the boiler in the hot, hot coals! You'll never guess! Not one for diggin' up the past I say let old ghosts die The ol' bones in the closet must be hung out to dry You'll never guess! What i found buried beneath the apple tree Wrapped in linen and covered in lye You'll never guess! You'll never guess! What i found out in the rose garden Chopped to pieces and cleverly hid! You'll never guess! Not one for diggin' up the past I say let old ghosts die The ol' bones in the closet must be hung out to dry Not one for diggin' up the past I say let old ghosts die The ol' bones in the closet must be hung out to dry Not one for causing tidal waves I say let ol' dogs lie That silence rots your brain It has simply gone Awry!