A Gorey DemiZe

SPOKEN: All right! Everyone sit down, quiet down! Listen up! I've brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries Like every year we shall start with A and end with Z Alright, is the band ready? (Ready!) All right. Hit it Boilz! [Sung] A is for Amber who drowned in her pool! B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls! C is for Curt with disease in the brain! D is for Danny derailed on a train! E is for Eric who was buried alive! F is for Frank who was stabbed in the eye! G is for Greg who died in the womb! H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb! One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust! Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to Ashes bones to paste We'll wither away to a resting place Eternity in a wooden case We all fall down I is for Issac who lost his front brakes! J is for Johnny who was eaten by snakes! K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head! L is for Larry who bled and bled! M is for Mary who was burnt to a crisp! N is for Nikki who was pummeled by Fists! O is for Olive who lived life to fast! P is for Pat who swallowed some glass! Lalalalallalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalala Alright lads! Altogether now! One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust! Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to Ashes bones to paste We'll wither away to a resting place Eternity in a wooden case We all fall down Q is for Quenten who took the wrong trail! R is for Reyna who rotted in jail! S is for Steven who was shot with a bow! T is for Tori who froze in the snow! U is for Urich who was trampled by hooves! V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof! W is for William who was hit by a car! X is for Xavier who sunk in some tar! Y is for Yessie who fell from a plane! Z is for Zack who simply went...insane! *Evil laughter*