Sloppy Drunks

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody likes sloppy drunks My Uncle he came over Christmas night and ate up all our food That wouldn't be so bad but then he went and drank up all the booze He went and cussed my papa, now that was downright rude You get liquored up in my house, son, I'm gonna hafta read you the news Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody likes sloppy drunks Was down at the Round-Up Bar one night, was gettin' on about two Seen this cowboy, he was arm and arm with my old friend Betty Lou He ordered up a round of drinks he was actin' up a fool He was rippin' up on her dress and hittin' on her too Nothing gets me more riled up than a cowboy actin' rude So I grabbed him up by the scruff of the neck and yes, I read that boy the news Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody likes sloppy drunks Read that boy the news Yee-ha! Come on now, go and get 'em Yeah, I know you don't like 'em neither Ain't that the truth Come on Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news) Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news) Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news) Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news) Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news) Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, (Read that boy the news) Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news) Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news) Come on now Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news) Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news) Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news) Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news) Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news) Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news) Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news) Yee-hoo!