Janitor

He lives down by the furnace Janitor, janitor And he makes the young kids nervous Janitor, janitor He tells everybody to call him Tony But he smells like oil and his ass is bony Janitor, janitor He's got a lot of charms Janitor, janitor Like the prision tattoos on his arms Janitor, janitor He cleans the bathrooms and tells dirty jokes He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes He's the janitor, janitor * -hi neal ~hi neal -how you doin ~oooookay -wow, you know, uh, i was at school early today and i heard you Callin out and i noticed the janitor was with you ~yeah, i was in the gym, at school -yeah ~and there was the janitor was there -yeah ~and i was, well, i went in, you know, early to work on my volleyball spike For the big tryout -oh boy ~yeah i was spiking away there and the janitor was waxing the floor with That big buffomatic 2000 -its the 3000 now ~oh boy, i should read -yeah ~anyway i was, you know, spiking, he was waxing, i was spiking, he was Waxing -yeah ~and i, inevitably, hit him with the ball and oohh, he was mad And he came over and said "hey, you stupid kid" He's not very articulate -no ~"hey, you stupid kid, whats the big idea hitting me with the ball?" And i said "hey, im just working on my spike." He said "oh yeah, ill show you how to spike!" And he took the buffer and covered me with wax and he buffed me Really, really hard until my clothes desintigrated and my flesh was both Waxy, shiny, and firm! -oh how's your spike? ~its improved * You don't wanta be like him Janitor, janitor Mastrubating while cleaning the gym Janitor, janitor It must be a really nice life Cleaning your nales with a hunting knife Being stained yellow the rest of your life! Janitor, janitor