Flip-Flop

[Verse 1] I'm a lazy thing Not a marathon runner But if I'm in a hurry I can walk a twenty minute mile I'm dirt cheap I save a lot of money But I'm a fashion statement that never goes out of style I still drive the ladies wild [Chorus 1] Yes I'm a flip-flop making a stand On a sole made of rubber in the shifting sand Feel free to tread on me Honey, I'm just being all I can be A little flip-flop and I won't stop Rockin' the neighborhood [Verse 2] I slide right on and I slide right off Take me or leave me but keep me from the garbage can You'll want me here when the weather gets warm When you're chilling in the swimsuit laying out working on a tan (yeah) I'm your fair-weather friend, yeah baby [Chorus 2] I'm a flip-fop dropping a beat I'll save your little piggies from the hot concrete Feel free to tread on me Honey, I'm just being all I can be A little flip-flop and I won't stop Rockin' the neighborhood [Verse 3] I'm not a cowboy boot A wing-tipped shoe or an elegant high heel I'm not a heavy-duty work boot with a toe covered in steel But I can take a whole lot of abuse, yeah, yeah I can't go to church I can't go out dancing I can't have a nice diner Can't take you to a Broadway show, no The office place, it wasn't made for me You can't make it in the rat race if you like to take it slow, no, no, no The world's a big dress coat [Chorus 1] And I'm a flip-flop making a stand On a sole made of rubber in the shifting sand Feel free to tread on me Honey, I'm just being all I can be A little flip-flop and I won't stop Rockin' the neighborhood [Outro] I'm a flip-flop and I won't stop rockin' I'm a flip-flop and I won't stop rockin'