Long Street

[Verse 1] The people of Long Street lived very simple lives They had wonderful natures, were never impolite Up until the day the Juju Man came to town Check it out as I break it down Miss Lekkkerlegs was busy hanging her washing on the line So what happened next was definitely like the last thing on her mind An unfamiliar voice behind her said, "How do you do?" "Now, I'm very well, thanks", she replied, "But now, who are you?" The strange character in the top hat and the long black coat Introduced himself politely and then said "On that note I'd like to show you a little something that I doubt you've ever seen Here, take a look at this beautiful machine." The strange little gadget started changing like magic And cleverly made it's way up to the clothesline In a blink of an eye it removed the clothes And spun them around, till they were dry And had them all folded very neatly in no time "Oh my!" said Miss Lekkerlegs, was quite tacken back Very curious about this mysterious character in black And very soon the whole town was making a scene About the Juju man and his amazing machine [Hook] Something very, extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival (Do what I'm telling you) Something very, extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival [Verse 2] The next day the Juju man went walking through town Well aware of what everybody was talking about He had some time to kill before his appointment a little later with the mayor So he took this opportunity to socialize a bit And just between you and me the most surprising shit is about to spark The strangest things that could happen are coming after dark Just when you expect the least, the lies never rest in peace Anyway, today was kinda like, quite an important day, uh Everybody had come to see the Juju Man's special present for the mayor He greeted the crowd with a bow and opened his big fat sack And at that, presented the mayor with the black backpack Everybody standing 'round went "Ooh!" The mayor put it on and was like "Hmm, what does it do?" All of the sudden two long metal arms and bright red buttons at the end Extended from out of the backpack. "Grab a hold of them, my friend" The mayor followed this instruction and felt the powers surge As the special, metal wings emerged Then everybody cried out with glee As the major took off clumsy, like a bumblebee [Hook] [Verse 3] (Meanwhile, in the Woods!) Now, Snufflegruff called an important meeting with the Boom-Band "Something funny is goin' on, we better do somethin' about it soon, man There's a humongous metal fungus spreading, and everyone's acting weird And the strangest thing of all is we're the only ones who can see it We gotta do something to get everyone's attention And hit them with our supernatural frequency selection We can build a big thing on the back of my grandpa's donkey cart And take a nice slow cruise through town with our fat beats pumping hard And we could call it... uhm... oh, yeah! The Long Street Carnival! Cause I know that Juju Man is definitely up to something horrible Okay, we got quite a lot of stuff to do, some come on, let's get busy The big fish is about to taken out by some crazy little fishies [Hook] [Verse 4] The big day arrived as advertised and everyone got with the festive vibe As he sun rose to bless the sky by shining extra bright Snufflegruff mesmerized these humans with his magnificent vibration Even from visitors from afar where like, "Man, isn't this amazing?" The speakers bumped as the Boom-Band freaked the funk And all the smiling people feeling the song, singing along Without a care in the world, all shouting and clapping All totally unaware of what is about to happen [Hook] [Verse 5] The Boom-Band bloomed beautifully that sunny afternoon The day the machine stopped working was a day no one would forget soon A terribly dreadful cry pierced through the Long Street Carnival As the Juju Man emerged from his brand new house on a hill "GRAHGHG!!!" he cried like some kind of evil alien newborn As the Boom-Band's incredible, metaphysical vibe revealed his true form People screamed as the evil fiend Morphed into some kinda part-time, prawn-like monster While emitting a excruciating high pitched squeak like when you cook a lobster Most of the crowd had scattered, other started praying But the Boom-Band just kept on playing The creator rose into the air, squirming and he started spraying This disgusting, smelly yellow stuff as he flew back to his master With his tail between his legs and everybody lived happily ever after The End (So you hit those "alien" takes?)