Ass Crack Bandit (Episode Version)

It said quarter to five But it was quarter to ass You thought your plumbing was safe But your jeans were half mast Another coin down the drain Now that's some change that won't last 25 cents at a time He's taking our souls Government man can't help We're all alone Are you feeling the breeze? Did you pull your belt tight? You know that it's wrong You know that it's right Out of the shadows Down the coin goes Why, oh why do you suppose? (Only the Bandit knows) (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it