Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)

[Verse 1] Do you know who I am? Good, neither do I Got nothing to say (got nothing to say) But if you pay me I can play the fool [Chorus] Go on, believe, if it turns you on Take what you need until your body's numb Prostitution is revolution You can hate me, after you pay me My submission is your addiction So just get out while you can [Verse 2] Do you remember when The only thing that mattered was Taking time for the things you love? But now you've got to humor all these fools [Chorus] [Bridge] If you need me I'm your man But you don't want to see me mad Oh! No! We don't care! You're a pro and it's no surprise, yeah Oh! No! We don't care! [Chorus]