Fucking Big War I

[Verse 1] It was a beautiful day, but hot as hell I was in my office getting a blowjob When a meeting was called by high officials The cause seemed to be a report from intel The South was trying to get free, they said But nothing was confirmed at all The politicians and army tried to decide what they had To do, and by precaution the soldiers received an emergency call Be ready, your country might need you I told them, but I didn't feel ready to lead 'em, that was cruel And then, when nobody expected Bombs in the central area, we couldn't do nothing, so we reacted Nobody knew who dropped the bombs on us Our technology couldn't find out, it was all a big fuss But we couldn't let the South free If the attacks were external, then it was another story But if the South wanted to challenge the whole country Then we'd fight back, and who would lead the army? Me So bombs were dropped there And they didn't think that was fair So they did what they thought they should do Declared war against us, and we did so too First it was just bombs, missiles, long distance attacks But this was hard to maintain, it costed racks on racks on racks And so, both sides took the offensive When I just wanted to be defensive Not in the war, not literally But this was being very hard for me I didn't like to kill No, I felt very uncomfortable And to suffer less I promised to myself: I will End, win this war as soon as I'm able [Verse 2] And as both sides began to mobilize Their troops and animosity began to rise As thousands of tortoises moved across the country Chaos of war spread helplessly Thefts all around Fear of being shot by accident Criminals escaping and not being found People speculating what the war really meant And the troops were almost meeting I was sure we'd end up defeating Them, we were in higher number We were eating cucumber Every day for breakfast And that makes you stronger Very damn fast But when we actually got very close What happened? Do you suppose We defeated them easily No, then began motherfucking trenches My best soldiers in that hole with me We were at first sponsored by benches But they soon reached bankruptcy Out of money, stuck in that hole Almost no food, not even hoes Not an opportunity to attack our foes Every once in a while a few went out And they all died, that's what we found out Cause they didn't come back No, and it hurt me to know that Worse than killing Was letting those children go willing To fight Knowing that they might And probably would not Return Time passed so slow We didn't have where to go And after very much time, so long We woke up to the sound of bombs [Verse 3] Missiles all around the place Destroying trenches and making everyone face The horror of death Both sides were terribly hit Intel later said they came from Middle East No exact location, and as they helped both sides must've been only some test And we started to come out I could do nothing but shout Orders at my men "Do whatever you can!" To save yourself Run, use that tactic we made, stealth And as we scattered over the battlefield Using dead shells sometimes as shields We ran forward Straight to the South Both running from the missiles And using our pistols To defeat the enemy To achieve the country's unity And eventually we did The war ended, I hid Myself at home On my own, all alone Ashamed and horrified How many people had died With this fucking big war Or even at my own hands What was I fighting for? The country's a mess and Will it ever recover? Will I ever recover? Will I someday sleep without dreaming about running for cover With missiles all over My head Surrounded of tortoises that are dead My friends My men I trained them Commanded 'em To the death I took 'em Damn, I'm puking Just of remembering this I get down on my knees And pray for someone to forgive me For recuperation of the country And that we fight ourselves no more I'm done with this fucking big wars