Dark Forces

[Verse 1: Clayton Jokythur] Oh my god it's so dark I just feel like Clark Kent but I'm cold Hahaha, that's so old Bet you didn't even understand So imma tell you first hand You gotta know Portuguese And that's all I'll say bitch, please Now let me get back to it Cause I don't wanna eat shit Yeah, the darkness is spreading And people are dreading Evil is all around us This is the power of chaos And if you don't know Let me show You What evil can do [Hook: The Very Evil Tortoise] Oh yeah the evil is here (evil is here) I feel it so near (feel it so near) And I know you are scared (know you are scared) So you better get prepared (better get prepared) Cuz we Will EAT YOU! ~laugh~ [Verse 2 (The Very Evil Tortoise)] Bitch I'm very evil and I make evil noises Everyone's scared of me, even tortoises Of course, I am one And I'll never be done With eating your soul Eating your body as a whole The dark forces are in my blood I have power to cause a flood Of blood OH MY GOD I CAN'T RHYME THIS FUCKING WORD Time to relax and calm down now I feast on souls and wipe my mouth with a towel And I know you don't care But you will when I start eating your hair You must really know, man, how evil I am My sandwiches have blood and souls, no cheese and ham I am the essence of destruction I represent the eruption Of dark forces in every place I just won the race And the trophy's your soul Wow This shit is getting me tired Great thing is I'm not hired By the Mr. Dark Lord Cause he drives a Ford Fusion What an illusion I'll let the chaos control That other Tortoise And now I must go Clayton make some noise! [Hook: The Very Evil Tortoise] Oh yeah the evil is here (evil is here) I feel it so near (feel it so near) And I know you are scared (know you are scared) So you better get prepared (better get prepared) Cuz we Will EAT YOU! ~laugh~ [Verse 3: Clayton] Man that was crazy I mean, real crazy I can't even rhyme well now Damn, what do I do now? I sound like Weezy At least I'm not, um, Clizzy Wow, that sounded good It's, like, from the hood No no, that's a shame I need a better nickname Oh, I already have one, hey I totally forgot bout Cla-Clay But this shit is so off-topic I can't even stay on topic Damn, this shit again When will I rhyme well again, when? And I heard you saying never Don't you think you're that clever If you think I suck at rhyming You should just stop whining And try to prove what YOU can do No, I won't say who I'm possessed by dark powers And this will last for 6 hours But I'm afraid I can't rhyme During all of this time Specially about dark forces They just rhyme with horses Now I need some exorcism And so I'll go and paint I'm into modernism I'll do it till I faint [Hook: The Very Evil Tortoise)] Oh yeah the evil is here (evil is here) I feel it so near (feel it so near) And I know you are scared (know you are scared) So you better get prepared (better get prepared) Cuz we Will EAT YOU! ~laugh~