1, 2, 3... Jah

[Intro: Clayton Jokythur] Ay yo, ay yo Somma give it to... Haha just kidding Clayton and Jah Rules here [Verse 1: Clayton] I heard people wanna know Why I haven't put up a show Recently If I'm angry If I lost will, inspiration Or if I was just on vacation So I say It don't matter to y'all Cause my pajamas are sexy And yeah I know I ball Wanna know if I'm at Home or not If I got fat If I've been smoking some pot But hey What I've got to say is I just follow directions Sometimes I get ere... Censored But I still own this shit Fuck you if you don't like it I absorb power emanated from Jah And I don't know what I'm saying, ha! Know why Clayton rocks? Cause he has dread locks Except he doesn't He mustn't His style can't be ruined Like archeology does And it's one thing out of two I will tell you You're either gay Or gayer than Cla-Clay But listen wisely as I say I may Return to learn As it's my turn And I shall gift you With my poetry, wow [Hook: Clayton (Jah Rules)] (Jah speaks) And I listen (Jah speaks) And I kiss him (Jah speaks) And I wanna have sex a lot (Jah speaks) And I wanna smoke some pot [Verse 2: Jah Rules] Iiiiii... Show da message from rasta Get a massage from my staff Speak calm but you not understand Just cause I am half Jamaican Do I sound like Shaggy or Shanapol? If you're on the edge of a cliff I'll make you fall In luuuuuuv Gimme the light But don't give up the fight Cuz toniiiiite Temperature going up Girlllll And I ain't copying no one I I I I I'm original I like holes like like like like da vaginal And it's nice so Bow chicka wowww I have some vices Lack of advices I drink cocaine Smoke alcohol Sniff weed But crack my nigga Ain't a thing I need And if you have managed to understand what I say Then imma sing my part on the chorus and pass it back to cla-clay [Hook: Clayton (Jah Rules)] (Jah speaks) And I listen (Jah speaks) And I kiss him (Jah speaks) And I wanna have sex a lot (Jah speaks) And I wanna smoke some pot [Verse 3: Clayton] Where is it oh my god where's my flow? Where'd it go? Oh nooo I can't find I I, I know how to grind Even if I'm overseas I have all the keys To the Lamborghinis, jeez In my pants I paid my rent I played against The, the home team Left with an away win Oh oh no Not again Tell me tell me this time you acted like a man People keep asking I keep rescuing What is old But old but gold I was was once told I couldn't use tortoise fur Cause I'm a fucking tortoise duh So I'm like damn what can I say So I remembered my bro Kanye And I was like Man man man people is frontin Holy god damn I'm making nothing From something I'm puffin Purple smoke I'm very dope Does it make sense No it doesn't hence I win the argument But they say no you can't It's you and yourself Yeah right fuck my health They think I'm kinda crazy But I'm just very lazy Got tons and tons and tons Of coke, songs and morons In this world Ok girls That's insane Also lame But I'm on the fast lane 80 per hour 70 percent acetic acid, that's sour Like soy juice Yo soy Bruce Not Bruce Wayne Shit, I lost the game And she just came DAMN! Redneck bullshit I'm the cool shit I'm taking off that bra Just count 1, 2, 3... Jah! Surrealistic french mo'fucker Stream of consciousness flow I'm alone in my position Best one in the globe And it ain't intuition I'm talking research Peeking under a skirt Very good with flirts Back, back and active And oh so objective [Outro: Clayton] Yeah bitches, I know you missed your favorite tortoise, peace!