Oh Canada

[Intro] O Canada! We stand on guard, for thee O Canada! O Canada! O Canada! O Canada! [Classified talking behind intro] I told this guy where I was from He said, oh, Canada Kind of laughed it off, real funny, huh Yeah, uh, come on One two, one two Mic. check, one two, one two Yeah [Verse 1] Uh, yeah, from the land of the lost, Trans-Canada cross Patriotic and I honor with my hand on my heart From the greatest of lakes to the greenest of greens To the rockiest mountains and everything in between Oh Canada, oh you no fan of us Cause our movies and TV shows are so amateur Yes we laugh it off, that don't really bother me Look we ain't serious unless we really got to be Humorous attitude like Kids In The Hall Or Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, hell we claimin 'em all It's the great white north, home of the funniest actors The butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter The red and white flag, keep it high, keep it visual People say Canada and get stereotypical Think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye And if it ain't that, it's either dude, eh, or guy Canadaka eh, yeah we considerate people And smokin marijuana, we consider it legal Still doin' rap like the 1990s But that's how we like it, off time and grimy [Refrain] I know where I'm from and I told ya before North of America, hard to ignore Every-time I go away I tell them for sure I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada Oh Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada [Verse 2] I've been around the globe and heard the confusion Honestly a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid Yes, we have microwaves, TVs and cell phones Unintelligent fuck, we invented the telephone We made Yahtzee, the lightbulb, hockey And bred the greatest players, Gretzky to Crosby We all got at least one drinkin' buddy And after one drink, all of us think we're funny Our national mascot's a damn beaver Oh Canada, we love our beaver Home of Hells Angels and RCMP Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV No doubt, The Underground Railroad Georges St-Pierre, right here is where he call home Our health care system, y'all know it's free Keep our girls bangin' with a full mouth of teeth I won't even get into the music industry They say hip-hop is dead, nah it's up north with me I could do this all day, it's a part of my routine But supper's almost done and tonight - poutine [Refrain]