Too Pooped To Pop

[Verse 1] Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha King He cha-cha's when the band is playing rock and roll He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold [Chorus] Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips getting weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and it's going to stray [Verse 2] Chicks told Casey, you better move man This is only a one night stand Casey wasn't in time but he was dancing awhile Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style [Chorus][x2] [Verse 3] Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo This might have been fine back in '22 Now, I'm going to give you fellows just a little tip If you want to keep your girl you'll better get hip [Chorus] Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul You hips are getting weaker when you'll try to do the stroll And every time your feet getting to go in one way Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray