MC Hammer Freestyle

[Verse 1: Chubby Jag] You got it all wrong meet the right man holmes One man back fuck a hype man holmes Patron and (?) on my nightstand holmes Weed up in my left and my right hand holmes You hatin' on Jag they gon' rush that nigga You know he gon' tell if they cuff that nigga Where I come from you can bust that nigga Run up on the scene like fuck that nigga I don't trust that nigga thinking he could beat me That's like seeing 50 bringing Buck back nigga And giving me points, touchback nigga Disrespect Chubby they gon' snuff that nigga You know I'm sharper than a cobra mouth Tell them magazines bring the posters out Soon as a nigga bring the Nova out You would think a nigga brought Hova out See me work, catch me flipping But one thing you won't do is catch me slipping You can catch me chipping, working in the kitchen Like I got bad kids, you can catch me whipping Catch me dripping, Yea Nigga shot wet Send the boy missing like a nigga got text You better ball now cause a nigga got next Tell me you the best lil' nigga not yet Get your crew slayed nigga, better move gay nigga Or stand and get hit by the Uz-a nigga And the show goes on, Lupe nigga Cause we could give a fuck bout what you say nigga Go and diss me I'm killing somebody Lay my hands on em like I'm healing somebody Time for a G to keep it real with somebody Hard, And that don't mean a nigga feeling somebody I swear I went ham on the MC hammer, rapper with a gun Call me MC blamer, fill a nigga in The boy got an eagle that'd grill a nigga skin call me MC tanner, Chubby You don't know nothing no holmes, cool but don't push a nigga button no holmes I'll shut you down like a bug in your phone, take your bitch Fuck in your home, They saying Chubby Jag bars up this year Verse (?), fucked around and made a couple bucks this year Sounding like the future nigga fuck this year And you ain't never gotta show me love nigga Long as I got Larsiny and P Dub nigga Plus you can't out hustle me fuck nigga Get it all off time to re-up nigga Yea that, niggas with them scared raps Dead that, the best and yea I said that Nobody can compare that, I got a little homie Pop shells for a nigga, Whenever I'm on it got sells for a nigga Express like the boy got mail for a nigga Probably fuck around and go to Hell for a nigga Chubby, I did this shit with no stress nigga I know haters hoping I ain't blow yet nigga Think you better, (?)(?) back nigga Be happy I ain't sleeped with your ho yet nigga You shining but I ain't seen the glow yet nigga Ricky, but do it like an old vet nigga Bars, I'll rip your whole set nigga The best of the year if you ain't know yet nigga Jag