A Message to the B.A.N.

1991 Grilled Cgeese goes on it's way to different cities Rocking for the kiddies To do shows for rows, no foes, dough in escrow All the money went to goddamned Joe For cleaning the bus, we cussed, caps were bust On us, Joe should have adjust to the goddamn musk We were the Christmas and Joe Damn was merry And kids had nothing but jokes just like Perry Every night at the show was a good night Hot Dog and Ev in the morning had a food fight Chicken all over, rice, ham, beverage, pastrami Yo it was comedy -- The B.A.N Back on the bust take the musk to the next city And snoring by Frank Nitty I'ma tell you I was about to be outtie Lucky for me that homeboy Kirk Gowdy Brought his tapes so flexed cause we were vexed And seeked salvation in Derek X So thank you thank you and alladat Played the hell out of the Nubians -- the shit was fat So now we're in Lafayette, Louisiana Bought a three eighty from some little Dan Tana Ripped the show got the dough and gained some fans The grill dusty message to the B.A.N On the whole tour Rob was a fiend He had the ugliest girl I've ever seen He was with her the whole time after the show He turned the light on -- me and Jojo said YOOOOOO! What is that? Rob you're bugging G damn her grill is wack Your grill ain't alladat but you can do better My man even had phone calls and sent her letters In at the Denny's on the corner no one seen us On Pokey's burger -- everything on it -- even penis But Kirk Pone went and told the man 1991 Grilled Cheese Tour -- a message to the B.A.N