Jibba Reesh

Trusting and bustling through a world view held askew Less cool, sycophantically schooled Poetic barbarian, slicing and dicing, dynamike egalitarian Sit back, relax, put on that bassists top hat, educate the racist fat cat Face the corner and spit drool For this is it you These are the bits to imbue Live large and less, like olive oil cold pressed Sermon ties through virgin eyes, uncompromised lies Can't accept truths that have been measured by fools Begotten and cruel, make-shift to rule For elephants But that's irrelevant as I'm heaven-sent Beloved and reverent Kick ass when any preacher spouts biblical sermons Countering those vermins with sick spitting whirlwinds Agnostically murmuring Finding mine in unchartered time, departed rhymes Train stop spying, blamed cop crying You see it's just ridiculous, I gotta justify this verse It's just soap bars and flow jaws like prop cars and soul jahs Bring your brain and your ears will listen Nose running, eyes glistening Study these bars relentless Whoever figures them out defenseless Will be reimbursed Real, free this temptress Thriving and writhing as a curse Loving your lies cos its worse Finish your food from this dish and start To makes sense of the gibberish at heart Ten points and a gold star... To those who figure it out on par, off chart Because, really. This world is a lunatic asylum Where Bill Gates' credit card declines Muamar Gaddafi's brain's just fine Jesus returns and speaks Yiddish He talks and acts just like Sid Vicious The Queen is beautiful, no wrinkles and all Prince Philip's behaviour all gated enthralled David Beckham's thighs Receive the Nobel Prize Oh yes he cries Those are Paris Hilton's eyes The paparazzi spies tell no lies George W Bush was a humanitarian Too bad his granddad wished he was Aryan Born with Caesarian, uncircumcised librarian Asked Barbara; why would you marry HIM? You see.. They all walk the moral high ground The wondrously pathetic Feudally archetypal, superficial mindsets abound Rudimentary suction-lipo bribery in palatial gowns Love us they say Worship and make us the hay, they pray Whatever you do, don't frown It may just usurp the crown Where we'd become losers and beggars Carousers, abusers standing legless We need celebrities We really do To feed us shit To make us thick Make us sick Cos without them, bit by bit It would all fall For who would we laugh at Enviously gaffe at Splendidly amused Corporally abused Thanks to the gossip mags The coffee rags The TV and Radio show host hags You guys have done well To uphold that Roman empire that actually just fell Like 2000 years ago We've come so far since then Bless you all Lunatic asylum seekers Stand tall and embrace that feeble call Appalled