The House Rules

So you're tired and you're beat and you worked all week And you need a place where you can let it go Where the girls go wild and the boys play hard And you need a little more than just the radio Well, here's your open invitation With ust a couple regulations And warn you, son, only come to have We don't take kindly to serious So leave your troubles at the door Unless you want some in here Welcome to my house, buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high It's the country music, a little soul It's a rock and roll rodeo We don't tolerate no sittin' around Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down So before you come in here with some kind of attitude Better read the house rules Around 11 o'clock when the front door locks And the boys start raisin' the bottle Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads You know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em And no matter what your story A good time is mandatory Well, rule number seven says don't touch the women But they can grab whatever they want to Welcome to my house, buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high It's the country music, a little soul It's a rock and roll rodeo We don't tolerate no sittin' around Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down So before you come in here with some kind of attitude You better read the house rules There's no such thing as last call We'll pick 'em up when they fall We share the same bathroom stall Says the sign on the wall One, two, three Welcome to my house, buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high It's the country music, a little soul It's a rock and roll rodeo We don't tolerate no sittin' around Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down So before you come in here with some kind of attitude Boy, before you come walkin' in here with any kind of attitude Lord, you better read the house rules Oh, soh, you better read the house rules Two, three, Jay You better read the house rules Excuse me, excuse me I'm gon' need to see some I.D. on that girl right there