Webster's Revenge

[Verse] I am not Simba, I am Mufasa Roar so loud that it shakes the casa Blowing more lines than Vinnie Chase and Sasha, Grey A lot to say with penne a-la vodka Woof, woof, I'mma play to eat it, then I Woof, woof, spit like a bulimic Raw bile on a track, but you better believe it Webby half robot, call me General Grievous Trying' to be a millionaire, stepping to Regis Killin’ competitors I’ll leave your skeleton deep six Go too hard you can tell when the beat hits Write a whole page while you pencil a prefix Woof, woof, no jokin’ homie (Cough) I gotta quit smoking bogies Real hip hop, never quote the phonies USDA check what you wrote’s baloney Spaz on the track and show ‘em what I’ma do I’m a certified dude from my fitted to my shoes Makin’ kissy faces at bitches like Pepe Le Pew Tryina get ‘em from the bar to my fuckin’ bedroom Asshole rap I’m a douchebag still Drinkin’ like a pirate Bootstrap Bill Brain fucked up on these two fat pills If I don’t got ‘em I know a dude that will I’m nice, and I will never lose that skill Spit truth, you never head a dude that real When I woof woof like a fuckin’ dragon Make love to a beat need a bunch of Magnums Step to the rappin’ call it a stand off These Frodo Baggins ain’t fuckin’ with Gandalf Pitbull rap, I’ma bite your hand off She was your girlfriend now she takin’ her pants off Uh, uh, then I stuck it in her So damn hard that she’s fuckin’ injured Skin tone white like I’m stuck in winter Body covered in ink like I fucked a printer Ya better step go find a stairwell Turbulence incoming hittin’ an air swell Tell my haters farewell, cause them beating me? That’s like seein’ Pauly D without hair gel Stay up in the booth like Snooki when she’s tanning Fuck J Woww right here where I’m standing Guidos getting famous when I’m on the grind and makin’ hits I lift my shirt and show ‘em what the situation is Uh, Let me take it down a notch For real, I think a blood vessel just popped Uh, but I’ma do it ‘til my heart stops Load a sniper rifle baby take your best shot Rah, I spit cold as sub-zero I’m Hendrix, ya’ll just playing Guitar Hero Who else is givin’ you this many free tapes? No one I’m on a roll like a Philly Cheese Steak, ha Ease off the flow, it’s too dope Every single quote is going right at your throat Every single musical note that I wrote Will have you bobbin your head until your neck broke I’m the most, underrated dude up in the circuit But I’d rather be that than overrated final verdict Cause I’m nice, I say it all the time so I know you heard it In my personal opinion, I’m perfect Ha, now who fuckin’ with Webby? Bubble in the answer if you wanna test me Get buns every day of the week so let’s see All I gotta do is send ‘em a poke on FB It’s me Another animal up out the cage Grapple a beat like I was Diamond Dallas Page Hey! Connecticut’s finally in play So press the start button and watch me wreak may- Hem on any motherfucker in my way Just another Jabbawocky to slay, mayday I got a lyrical resume and it states Uh shit, I forgot, I’ve been high for days I climb the stage Jump out, crazy as hell Rep New England like Tom Brady himself Take a little Weird Al and some Shady as well Get brains, you should see the way my cranium swells Oh my god, is he openly talkin’ about fellatio? What, you think I came here to talk you fuckin’ crazy ho? Hit your knees, open your mouth, and we can take it slow Meanin’ you should leave, sorry babe that’s just the way it go Oh, I’m really running out of breath I’m like 4 bars away from death So I’ll give you 2 more just to show you how dope I can rap And since you prolly missed half the lines I said run it back Ha, Like I said run it back Uh, uh, Like I said run it back Uh, uh, Like I said run it back