The Joker

[Intro: Steve Miller] Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love [Verse 1: Chris Webby] You see they label me as poorly influencin' the kids But that's straight, I'm just tellin' 'em the way that I live Cause I be rolling up bud until I can barely talk even Drinking like a younger Kenny Powers durin' off season I'm the reason your mother won't let your little brother listen to rap All I talk about is chicks that I've smashed And every single drug I've done and I'll continue to do But this is my life, it shouldn't make a difference to you I'm a beast, popping pills like Bradley Cooper in "Limitless" Live the life you wish you could live and I'll never get sick of it I smoke cigarettes, my momma says I should quit And I probably should but nah, fuck that shit I be wreckin' with Kinetics you haters better forget it If they ain't feelin' it they must have injected anesthetics Live it like I said and every decision's reckless This is Webb love me or hate me, you best accept it [Hook: Steve Miller] Cause' I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner Playin' my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I get my loving on the run Wooo wooooooo woo [Verse 2: Kinetics] My brain's busted I don't think that shit is in service Flippin' the finger and cursin' so I'll get injured on purpose So when I'm with the surgeon I can be convincin' the nurses For that prescription to purchase weed for medicinal purposes You know that you are too damn blunted and need help When you sittin' on the couch and you reach for a seat belt Me and Webby just a bunch of motherfuckers who pop uppers And get so fucked up that we start headbuttin' each other No disrespect to the Thriller I'm a killer when I flow for y'all Cause every night I murder the mic, Propofol So any rapper that's bad enough to be battlin' I'm stabbin' him and jabbin' a javelin in his abdomen Cause I'm a joker and usually never sober But I'm infinite, like the number 8 was tipped over From New York to Connecticut, Kinectics has connected it Timmy Talent sampled it and then Webby perfected it [Hook: Steve Miller] Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner Playin' my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I get my loving on the run Wooo wooooooo woo [Interlude: Steve Miller (Chris Webby)] Some people call me the space cowboy yeah (Yeah I'm feeling real good right now you know) Some call me the gangster of love (This is me and uh... I'm not changing for nobody) Some people call me Maurice (You know you don't like it then uh...) Cause I speak of the pompatus of love (You can go fuck yourself buddy. Bring that hook back, yeah.) [Hook: Steve Miller] Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner Playin' my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I get my loving on the run Wooo wooooooo woo Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner Playin' my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I get my loving on the run