Temper, Temper

[Intro] You motherfuckers, I hate you I hate all you fucking assholes So fucking pissed off right now Yeah yeah temper, temper, calm down Webby... [Verse 1] Some of these websites won't post me cause I rep for the burbs Without even spinnin' my record or inspectin' my words But while these bloggers underestimate my level of skill I’ma shove this shit in their faces when I settle a deal No fuck that, I'll shove it in their faces now Cause I’m unsigned makin' a couple thou for rappin' in front of crowds But because of where I'm from these dudes don't take me serious And make assessments in seconds before they here me spit Can you tell I'm pissed? well spectacular Webby's a cold blooded prick, a young Dracula To shatter your clavicle bone, tie you up and drag ya From the back of an Acura then set you up in the passenger seat Belt buckle you in and then poor gas All over your squirmin' body, drop a Zippo on your lap Cock my head back laughin' maniacally, take that bitch Throw a match in the gas tank, blow you to fragments Come back with a dust pan and sweep up all your ashes And sprinkle em' on the toilet paper I'll wipe my ass with I got the craziest rap tactics Smokin' crack till I black out and wreak havoc On women and children, I like elderly too Anybody who's not a subscriber to my YouTube Gon' get it, so if you don’t like what I do Suck my motherfuckin' dick until your face turns blue [Hook] They like temper, temper calm down Webby Take it down a notch, the world’s not ready Let em talk shit they ain’t steppin to you They just mad of what you’re destined to do They like temper, temper calm down Webby Take a chill pill man, the world’s not ready They mad at you for doin' everything that you do So piss me off and I will hate to be you [Verse 2] I know my attitude can get pissy every so often But there’s so many dudes in this world that's pissin' me off and I should shut my mouth, just smile back and keep on walkin' But I’ve kept my temper cool to the point it's causin' exhaustion My dude Apathy told me to relax and just spit these Bars, and ignore all these fuckin' faggots who diss me Who use my name in the hopes that I lose my cool and diss back And they'll get buzz by me puttin' the name in the track So I zip it and continue on my promisin' path, makin' cash So while they're runnin' their mouth, I just gotta laugh Sit back, cop some dope from a groupie and just relax Even though deep in my soul I wanna go get me an axe Run up on their doorstep lookin' like a lumberjack Swing and slash till you couldn't I.D. the dude I attacked But shit I've been to jail once and I’m not tryin' to go back So I let it simmer in my brain until my skull cracks Say to myself, temper temper Webby, turn it down a notch Then the devil on my shoulder says to go walk down the block Find a shit talker, drag him to the highest mountain top Give him a parachute with a hole in it throw him down and watch Him hit the ground, splatter all over the fuckin' pavement Stand over what’s left of him yellin' out "now say shit" I know I’m a deranged headcase But it’s my temper, I need anger management to help contain me Like [Hook] [Outro] You mother fuckers I'll fuckin, I'll kick you in the god damn shins and make you run a lap Fuckin' scrape your taste buds out and feed you the best meal you ever had You won't be even able to taste it I'll uh, scrape your eyes out and put on the Shawshank Redemption It's a great movie and you're gonna miss it cause you're blind Assholes