Ransom

[Intro: Chris Webby] Yeah, let's go in on em Knodge You already know Yo keep that vaporizer plugged In though you already know I'm be back there in a second I'm sorry mom I had to do it to em I mean uhhh yeah yo [Verse 1: Chris Webby] I'm a hard one to get along and get on a song While I'm smokin' that Godzilla and battlin' King Kong Straddlin' lovely women and doin' my thing hard Eatin' rappers on my diet with a Nutri-Grain bar I still whip the same car, smoke bud out the same jar And get higher than a fuckin' Quasar I am a senior to these rappers, never a J.R And stay rollin' like a cart through the isles of K-Mart Spit it with flava, don't work but play hard I'm on my space ship about to invade Mars Any opposition, I'm embarrassin' Allergic to wack, so if you steppin' to me, I'll need a Claritin Rappin' straight heroin, no one can compare to him Spittin' flames like Eragon, Canada to Maryland Brazil to Alaska, they know me as a rapper Stay fly, just turned in my applications to NASA Roarin' like Mufasa, eligible bachelor Your girl's like a slice of cheese all up on this cracker Phenomenal flow, bein' better than Webby is not probable If it's even possible yo, rockin' a show Droppin' it, my brain moves very slow Comin' around like havin' sex on a Mary-go Killin' any scenario with my man Adam Generio Who's had faith in me since the beginnin' so there we go Here we go, and I'm back on a beat And fact I'm a be, I'm actually Gradually growin' up, rollin' up a bag of the weed Dope as fuck, hittin' em' up like Kimbo bitch Swollen nuts hangin' down lower than a limbo stick I get it crackin', get your windows fixed So try to run, I'm a catch em' like we playin' sharks and minnows bitch Ya'll can't see me like a blind mouse I'm a bad boy just got off a time out This is my house you'll get beat without a doubt Cause ya'll are sittin' ducks, like Daffy on a couch I get them punchlines know what I'm a fuckin' bout Haters need to get them selves some scissors bitch, cut it out I'm a fuckin' grouch, no Oscar Music runnin' in my veins, learned it from my father Ho don't even bother, I'm back to chokin' ya That's why they scared of Web like Arachnophobia Haha, bitch [Verse 2: D. Lector] And he's back, Knowledge Officially changin' my name to Danimal Lector Body collector And you are about to get broken in like a new clutch Your rockin' with them two fucks Who killed White Noise, them white boys not the Ku Klux Don't get it screwed up, I'm too tough Built like a mothafuckin' GI Joe, minus the crew cut Holdin' a huge dutch, swollen like it juiced up I'm doblin like dude what, I don't pass after two puffs Two words I never heard, "you suck" Like LeBron fadin' away with the J better suit up I'm reinvented literally, listen to the differences Now I got my green growin, call me Photosynthesis I wrote a song about it and it goes something like this My dicks at the top of your chick's Christmas list So bitch let's get it poppin like acne As we, tag team this rap game, tag me And I'll gladly jump in and swing for the fences, relentless So if you wanna step, bring your dentist Or catch a death sentence, my wordplay's tremendous And the chronic Super sonic on some Shawn Kemp shit I'm a problem, matter of fact I'm grimy Like Mad Max I've been a badass since the 90's Flashback finally People startin' to recognize that I'm the shit.com back slash try me Faggot ass your solved and to add to that, tiny Push your eyes in traps back try and find me I'm high so don't mind me Danimal to cosminot, a lot of pot Shit hits hard, I call it Ronnie Lott Kicks like a karate shot, my dicks like a shotty cock Ready to bang and your chicks like "oh my god he's hot" No shit bitch, haha, what up Webby!