Fer Sher

[Intro] Say that's fer sher And that's fer sher That's fer sher That's fer sher [Hook] I'm a beast (that's fer sher) Kill a beat (that's fer sher) Spittin' heat Cause you know I play for keeps (that's fer sher) Rap nice (that's fer sher) Plus I'm white (that's fer sher) Just give me the mic I'mma kill it damn right (that's fer sher) [Verse 1] I'm a punch line prodigy Dope? Yo, I gotta be Spit it and flip it and get 'em jumpin' like a wallaby But I ain't no Rocko's Modern Life Still these kids are watching me Sicker than pathology I'll vomit on you, probably Keep rhythm like Tommy Lee Now tell me who's stopping me? So everybody stand up, get them hands up like a robbery I'm a hot commodity, bangin' bitches condom free Chuggin' bottles till I'm more fucked up than the economy Mic check, one two, one two three four five six seven eight nine I generate rhymes I don't live in state lines Spit so sharp I can penetrate spines I rap fer sher With a bag of the herb, yes sir Observing actual words, and I rap from the curb To my pad in the burbs I'm a bull moving up from the back of the herd [Hook] [Verse 2] Said that's fer sher When I come and show up right at your door Smack your jaw, got you drinkin' dinner through a plastic straw Rap it raw, speaking hard Caption, just put me in charge I'mma treat 'em like astronomers, they'll be seeing stars A rap flower, take your chick and bend her back over Cause I hit more pussy than abusive cat owners Never catch my ass sober, I'm always passed out And yeah your girl's a dime, well mine's a half ounce I hit a track, bounce, rip it when I speak slow I'm just a wild boy, you could call me Steve-O with a mean flow Rockin' my jeans low, reppin' the burbs to the fullest That's where I be, bro Cause I'm a dog, I shop at Petco See? I'm just a crazy ass white boy S-O-B I could murder rock n' roll to a techno beat With a weed sack stickier than a gecko's feet Gee, girlies can't help themselves lookin' at the kid Cause I'm so damn hot they gotta put me in the fridge You heard, that's my word Chris Webby be the illest mother fucker in the burbs And yes, that is fer sher [Hook] [Outro] Yeah It's Chris Webby And that's fer sher...