Modern Man Intermission

[George Carlin] Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock You can’t shut me up Rough, tough and hard to bluff You can’t dumb me down I’ve got no need for coke and speed You can’t shut me up I've got no urge to binge and purge You can’t dumb me down I interface with my database My database is in cyberspace I wear power ties I tell power lies I take power naps And run victory laps I read junk mail I eat junk food I buy junk bonds And I watch trash sports I’m tireless And I’m wireless I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers I’m interactive I’m hyperactive And from time to time I’m radioactive I take it slow I go with the flow I ride with the tide I’ve got glide in my stride I don’t snooze So I don’t lose I keep the pedal to the metal And the rubber on the road I've been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried And I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!