Black Lassie (A Great American Dog)

Hi, I'm Johnny Stash And I'm here to sing about A great American dog Black Lassie Hit it, Carl She was born in the Detroit ghetto During the riots of '65 Her daddy was a big fat alley rat But he could lick a dog twice his size Her mama was A long legged Afghan And she came from the High class part of town But late at night When the moon got bright Her and the rat Really went to town Black Lassie, fat and sassy She started poor, aw But now she's rich She's the queen Of the doggy world Black Lassie is a ghetto (Sssh, don't you say it) But I'm talking about Black Lassie Now I want everybody to listen While Carl plays with his wa-wa That was Carl and his wa-wa Thank you very much, Carl That's just fine You can stop now, Carl Carl, you can stop now Gimme that wa-wa, Carl Don't you ever try to play when I'm Singing about a great American dog Black Lassie, fat and sassy She started poor, aw But now she's rich She's the queen of All the doggys in the world Because Black Lassie She's a ghetto (Sssh, don't you say it) But I'm talking about Black Lassie A great American Half dog, half rat Don't mess with her Because she'a a real (shut up) Aw, shut up, yourself I wasn't gonna say bitch I'm talking about Black Lassie I can just see little Timmy now Standing in front of that liquor store Calling his dog Here, Black Lassie Here, Black Lassie Come over here, girl Get out that trashcan And come over here Woo, you stink, where you been In that store, playing with men again Come over here, girl I got a cheeseburger for you That's right, sit up Aw, that's a good girl Aw, God, you're ugly Those beady eyes But I love you, girl Speak for me, girl Speak for me I love you