Just Stare (Drake - "Take Care" Parody)

I’m nervous around girls like no one else Every time that I speak I embarrass myself So if you approach me, here’s what I’ll do I’ll just stare at you I’m awkward and frail I love Nintendo but I’ve got no game All your friends think I’m lame I can’t even explain just how sweaty my palms are, I get so afraid We both know that I know that you know. (What?) I don’t know I don’t care for that deep stuff, they say one word and I freeze up This whole girl thing, it just seems tough I spot a fine chick with a couple D cups So I creep up, heart skips and I get the shakes She says good luck trying to get a date Aw, ah man, what’s it gonna take? Aw, damn girl, what you think I’m Drake? I don’t got the fame, I don’t got the name I don’t dance and I’ve got no dough But you fine as hell so you might as well head on back to my bungalow Had a date one time, tried to make her mine People always said not to date online Never met her outside of Lava Life Was she real? Well I still don’t know Every time that I go clubbin, man I always get denied ‘Cause I’m just like McLovin, except I’m way more shy So if you approach me, here’s what I’ll do I’ll just stare at you I’m awkward with girls It’s past my curfew, can’t go out but I want to Do you mind if I stalk you? Do you mind if I call you then hang up when you answer ‘Cause I don’t have the balls to even talk to a female, it’s true I don’t go out all that often but when I do it, son It’s gets crazy baby, I’ve got the moves, I might teach you some When I start to dance they all think I’m having a seizure though It’s so sad So if you approach me, here’s what I’ll do I’ll just stare at you I’m awkward and frail